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Good morning, pretty ponies: How has your summer been so far? We hope you are getting along swimmingly. There was a time when we lamented...
Hello my dear Colts and Fillies and welcome to my world of unbridled passion for food and drink, art and entertainment, penthouse and pasture and all things that make ones heart go giddy up.
Montague C. Horse here. Yes, that Montague C. Horse…adventurer, roustabout, man about town, triple crown winner and last of the international thoroughbred playboys. What you ask brings a big city stud like me to Victoria, the southernmost city of an island at the end of the earth? Well, that’s what my accomplices and I are here to tell you about…from the historical past to the latest hotspot, all the charms and natural wonders (and of course the temptation and excess) that our heavenly harbour home has to offer. Heck, we may even dish a little dirt from time to time…lord knows the old girls got her share of skeletons in the armoire.
If you’d like a few tips on how to navigate our site click HERE. If you’d like to take a quick tour of Victoria and get my personal perspective on this pacific paradise click HERE. If you want to read my fascinating personal tale of rags to riches (and who wouldn’t?) click HERE. If you’re hungry, thirsty, bored or just desperate to spend some money then cease this demonstration of your ample attention span and commence to clicking our marvellous menus. And if you’re already sick of alliteration and barnyard puns, and would prefer a straight forward, by-the-book description of the standard tourist fair we suggest you hoof it on over to one of the following;